[Emily, 18, USA, UMD, IDN]

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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kreaturefeature:

rogueypie:

shewhorollswithrolls:

pantydragon:

it-was-justified:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

One of these is my surname

please tell me it’s “Space Cadet”

But how do I pick just one?

But like - I’m obsessed.

All please

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queeniman:

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

Edit:
Let’s think about this for a moment. The US population is roughly 330 million human beings. For the purposes of demonstration, take almost the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE US and put them on the west coast, packed as tightly as possible. You’re just chillin, somewhere south of Pasadena let’s say, trying to get free, sweating and hungry with a desire you’ve never experienced before. You know you’re going to die though you think you’ll be the one to make it.

Then like the ULTIMATE hunger games of GENETIC WIN you traverse across the country desperately trying to get to the goal with absolute disregard for the other 299 million people. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, everyone you’ve ever known dies. You somehow get to the end. Where you bust through a gated base only to be sealed in and combined with another human to make a brand NEW human.

300,000,000 and you’re the only survivor. And your prize is to essentially die and reconstitute into a new being.

That’s awesome.

wow

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw, via zaynsbro)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via condom)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via condom)

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

image

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